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Established Standards

was thinking (something I rarely do) in Who set some rules

I've seen and I find no sense? Who gave the right

to say this or that, and why should we accept it? There are several examples

like when you hear people say, "So is homosexual, as has

the earring in his right ear" ... I mean ... do you notice the connection?

What is about the adornment of her ear with his sexual tastes? Ah, is that

is an "indicator" says ... well in that case, those wearing the jewelry in

What is left? "Macho? With this rule, those who use the

ornament in both ears, are bisexual (Pirate fashion has passed Right?)

and wearing rings in ears, nose, lips, eyebrows, navel, and even

clitoris ... What are they? (Women ... so the clitoris) and if they are women?

that "box" fit? Some time ago tattoos were "those who use

tattoos are drug addicts" (or members of the army) (here used to

properly the word "member") only ex-felons (and Indians )

use tattoos, I was told to me as a child, only gay get

earrings ... in this lost and closed society ... if you're with your girlfriend for

off the pavement, that is selling it ... no, if you wanted to sell

put a label ... Who put all these commandments? And how is

we ignore them? that is bad luck to put the left foot

ground first when you wake up ... and if you have no right foot? Are you going

to have bad luck all the time? (Well, if you lost your right foot

for something was) that if no you have sex you fag ... and

where is the dignity "unhappiness in love? What, I can not

afford to be ugly and poor, and that no one look at my? Last

rule and I've never understood, as I have not yet seen the contract

that says: why the prostitutes can not give a kiss on the mouth?

why, if love is supposed to sell, can not give you the most popular

sign of love? (No, fool, that is not "quizzes") why buy

sex if no kisses? And if shopping sexless kisses ... so?

should be given the full service, the business would be better if it included

kisses in the contract whores ... although it goes well, I know, but can

improve the other day I went to a sex worker and when I went

to give a farewell kiss, he put his cheek ... I did not want her cheek

if not your mouth, then his cheek was driving a "mud" that pa ' them

story ... and I leave because I can not spend four hundred words

in each column (and who says so? Me? ... Já)

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Confusions

always confused me, I know, must be bored with my confusion

but I insist that they do not speak clearly, in these races week

"dance" or "blanket" is not as it is, I had no time to analyze this from the

processions (or "anti-assignment") but the other day came by the park

and had a lot of people into a corner, I thought it was a

accident, so I rushed to buy bread, to come and do

ball around or dead or wounded, but oh disappointment!:

was an "ordeal" they call or something and a rezadera, best

I came to my house

to eat the bread and coffee, the other day I heard a news

somewhat unclear, "a guy was kicked out of a beach because he

stopped everything" ... and then I saw the "remake" of the news and it was actually

that "an ex pressed (pulse) was a kind of pest that separated him from

all "and well, not that I concentrate a lot, but some people

more confused, a friend of mine went to see the wife to the hospital, and

find the above in the city went to a hostel ... then claimed that

you think of the name of the label: "Hospital" hostel "only failed by

" pi "... when we finally reached true, he asked a doctor for

health of the wife, the doctor said he was" recovering " and my friend

shouted

- again with that motherfucker!?? -

- with whom? - asked the doctor

"With that, Vicente

"No, no, to-go-le-ci-body-

" If ... "enough" so that ... not with me, that she says

-No, who is in recovery-

"Then it was time, I expect the full recover, to where it was

twenty years ago when I met her-

; finally told him to take his wife should pay the

stay, because he was not sure ... (is not that it was a "hostel"?)

- How much? - asked my friend.

-hundred dollars, "he responded.

- what if I do not pay me I can not wear?

"No

" Then Leave it there, than to serve me a hundred dollars more

Thus, the better it was given without any charge, because of the

hospital also served them as this story has no happy ending,

I bow to you to applaud me (as George Carlin

) ... talk about lame rhinos, one of these days I

gave a recipe, so to speak "afro-surf" (that sounds like

as raw jungle of Kenya) said that to facilitate lubrication

(which I thought I just had to lubricate cars)

should be used "Glycerine" (?) but rather put

attention because I always get confused, it was not "listerine"

that for the mug

smell good, (for that you'll quickly burn) nor

you add the "nitro" the "glycerin" as it could be a "dust explosion

" such as dynamite, for example ... I did not understand the truth

nothing.

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Trauma Syndromes that Hint invent

Trauma Syndromes that invent

The other day I put a disc of them ... but What is the background of a

trauma, is it really conceivable that a mind is damaged by

because of some significant event? Delving into the case, I'm finding

some traumas absurdos, por ejemplo cuando dicen

que alguien tuvo un “traumatismo en un brazo” (porque se cayó y se

quebró) yo me pregunto: con el trauma sufrido ¿ese brazo ya no podrá

integrarse adecuadamente a la sociedad? También dicen que cuando

se castiga a un niño pude quedar con un trauma… ¿Qué clase de persona

queda con un trauma por unos simples “cinchazos”? una verdadera

mente solo se traumatiza si ve un accidente en el cual los sesos de las

víctimas dropping them in the legs, so veterans are mad

most other nonsense ... I had to listen is

this issue of "syndromes" (or "syndromes may also be )

the "empty nest syndrome" ... What's that supposed to mean?

that parents leave their children at home go into a kind of depression

... who is he thinking? Whole life waiting for the aforementioned

grow and go in order to have an intimate moment

alone and so it achieves its goal ... get on that! , Another thing

totally meaningless: post-partum syndrome ... a mother kills

their five children and almost to the husband (if not because this is was partying

and had not come home) and the lawsuit alleges was

that she got "post-partum syndrome" and the worst thing is acquitted!

... now that I mention

: syndrome "post" delivery, has something to do with visits

Postman? Still, the option not to be condemned because

gave that course trauma or syndrome, it is irresponsible ...

and I go with the mind is very complex and no one knows ...

clear that knows, "was not mentally competent when

killed his girlfriend and then ate it" natural that I was not ... but

matter what should be fried in the electric chair Instead of sending three or

four months to a mental hospital, so that after

leave as

cenarse quiet return to a person without trauma ...

leaving the family trauma, a very curious is a syndrome called

"San Vito evil" consisting of a spasmodic shakes

(the "modest" sum of a trauma) and travels through the body

and sometimes not a hand will move if not the rest

the body is one that is still ... , is a bit uncomfortable talking

with a person with this condition, because sometimes a

both contagious (Or non-tagioso) the advantage is that these, even

trauma syndrome and can not kill or eat anyone, since

that because of its very bad, they could not strike any blow that

be fatal, so it is not necessary to send to the chair

power, because if, as seems to be electrocuted

all the time ... and I leave because I have to take anti-

depressive-traumatic-syndromic today ...

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Hint More About the Bible

But it's not a track car either, if I write this

for those who think that I am not interested in stories of

Bible, of course I'm interested and always at Easter, we

dedicate at least some time to analyze what is mentioned there in

this time it was the turn of a character who some believe that

is not interesting, it sure is!, it is Abraham (and

helped me to like this week gave this film

type) (Abraham such, this type of film religious)

is that I began to see the movie when the aforementioned

married a woman named Sarai, but this does not

could give children, giving him permission to Abraham to get

with his concubine (or without Cubin) and this if you had a son, because supposedly

God had promised vast

offspring (which bargain with how expensive it is all) but Abraham did not know,

because he accepted the proposal, in a moment I understood very

well, then I got distracted (or think it was I got up to

take a tortilla with butter because I was biting hunger)

in what was coming, people were making a trip

and ordered Abraham to take some "vittles" ( I guess

in case they had the "period" women) very prevented

boy, it turns out that when God spoke to Abraham

and told him the son of a slave could not be the heir, who

had to press because the matter was weird ... N'Diaye, insurance

much insistence, the so Sarai finally got pregnant and

when he was seventy years (or is that instead of son

that was going to have a grandchild) but that was not end of story

here comes the best: a night when Abraham was as

"fifth dream," God called him (because he always called after hours

night, should be by the time difference in

different countries, of course if God was at the carnival in Brazil

was day in contrast to Abraham back in Ur (or do not know where)

was another time, the question is that a dialogue was started (in this case

a "Dióslogo") more or less like this:

-Abraham ... Abraham ... ABRAHAAAAAAM !!!!!-

-Que pasa?, is going sir? "em" here ... -

"Yes, I pronounced the" em "in the end, because if I had not said

" ABRAHAAAAAAÁ "but that's not the case, if I should ask

to sacrifice to your son Isaac ... -

"No, please no ... my son -

" If your son-

Abraham disowned so low, that God would not hear

plugged the headset

hand ... all this the old man had no alternative

to tell Isaac that was the center ...

- And for that, Dad? -

"Well, to ... to ... to buy a Happy Meal at MacDonald-

-Ok, so post if ... -

; order not to weary you with the story is that when I was ready

wood, fire and puñalote, as the boy was not no fool, is

realized that something was missing ... the animal for sacrifice ...! Oh, oh!

but Abraham was faster and caught him before fleeing out

(Background song "Sacrifais" by Elton John) but God

was seeing everything and said: "This slimy if you are going to kill you" and not

be because if you entered the signal at that time and called Abraham,

this toast in the child ... the moral here is: man, do not take

to heart the commandments of God who sometimes likes to make little jokes to

this caliber, to confirm what was supposed to know ...

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a Break Nears

Well, friends, I still continue (such as three or four ), the

starting to know (another three or four) and those

to come ... I'll tell you that one week is very curious,

in the sense that no sense, or is it a break,

other shameless ... and I'm not complaining!, no, what Otherwise, I thank

by Catholics for inventing these days as chords

give free rein to laziness ... that is the sport that best

me da, in these years that I researcher, I tried several times

find the origin of this celebration, such

remember (or perhaps can not) until I have been to Mass in these

days and still not I have come to any conclusions, and better not get

, otherwise what write? In order (Or initially)

what I mean is that from today I'll take that as deserved and expected

break, so that the column is at your entire disposal

and no more until further update it notice (which will then

of passing the said week) (or perhaps later, as I have

been discussing the possibility of becoming a Jew, in

"Easter Week" does not work ) anyway, do not do

or when it is Easter, say this is a week

"reflection" but I'm not going to make exercise or

even pay me ... say it is to "meditate", but why

doing things "half" is better to make "on average" by

I read somewhere that celebrates the "passion" of Christ, which leads me to

suppose that Christ was a very "passionate" yet at

apparently died unmarried, also celebrate the "Last Supper" that

is nothing all day I came to think that this will be my last

dinner, because sometimes there is nothing left to eat the other day

but apart from these tiny lament unexpected ...

not is another thing to do, there are "processions" and prayers

and "Friday brooms, resurrections, miracles, and why not?

drunkenness, out there I also heard that there is no "law

dry" (and of course with the rain, there is nothing dry), many travel

to the beach, others to the mountains, for my part, I will stay cloistered

four walls and a computer ... thinking, thinking

on how to continue my work, which currently is

only that : a "work" (sound familiar when a mom says

your baby is "done "?... it is the same) and no longer bothered

more ... to rest has been said, we see on the tour after

of "week shoot."

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50 Years of "The Man in the Moon"

google Today dawned with a picture a little strange, that in the early

instances I could not identify ... but just pass the pointer

"maus" above, I knew that celebrates the fiftieth anniversary

that the first man went into outer space (I go to "interior"

every time ") well the moon was a time ... but after seeing

well, and better staying quietly in the land, there is a phrase

common, denoting the dismissal in which we live, this is "the mae

's on the moon "and most have not needed to travel

(although" old ") space to live on the moon, they can see

our politicians when they are called to give account monies

country ... they stay on the moon could not answer ... or the lady

embarrassing discover a clue that things are other steps that

are not conventional and ask us, we were on the moon

without knowing what to say ... but not all bad, there are also songs

very good to mention the moon (although there are some very bad

as "the bull in love with the moon, leaving at night

Mom" \u200b\u200b...) the moon has always been an inspiration to man (and

not say to women, not for being sexist, if not, because we are

men who resorted to the moon to write crap to

them) was just Yuri Gagarin (you name singer

Mexican) that planet Earth was no need for "Google Earth"

all because at that time had not invented the internet ...

this leads me to analyze what the conspiracies that talk about

that man never went to the moon, one of them tells us that if

at that time were not now why go again? because

the reason is simple: now with telescopes and the Internet, and

nobody needs to leave their comfortable homes and offices to view

space around them, then why make unnecessary effort

if we can do from here? Actually the moon is worth many

the lines that I can capture in this space (and

I fit in this narrow-minded), but the space, man

in space, such as: What is the height of an astronaut?:

complain that it has no place ... as a kid I wanted to be an astronaut

but over time I knew my limitations ...

now I'm not frustrated, because anyway, astronaut or not

all float freely on the ball and can see the stars

at night (and day when you see the front desk

or a shelf), in the end we have always lived on the moon

or are lunatics, sometimes this will offends, but worse

being told "you're an earthling" that to me I'd be afraid, even more

if it is a green guy with bulging eyes ...

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Electro-Domestic

I love compound words (and "not made" too)

I spent in the last minute to investigate the origin of these

and equipment without which life could not continue, this time

we will refer to "domestic appliances" because there

"electro-wild" and they deserve a separate column ... when

walk into a house (even yours), you can not avoid dwelling on the

range "chunchos "which are distributed throughout the structure,

can see from a toaster, until a majestic and spacious

refrigerator, I almost transported me to the scenes

Disney film: La Fea and Standfast (say: Beauty and The Beast)

but modern version, rather than rustic coffee, we

coffee makers, rather than grinders, electric blenders

electric blankets, we only have the electric chair ... are domestic

for that reason: because they are inside the house, like

pets (well, the mouse say it is not domestic

but the fly if it is ... What are we?) there are pros and cons

this issue of electrical and domesticated

the way we connect, sometimes we make a real

"kill and" chayote "with the cables back and forth and when

we walk we stumbled causing short circuits

(sometimes as long circles (read circuits)) and

spark of hell, because we got in the legs that trail of

cables are pulled, the "outlet" (and "tomafinos") and

is not enough to connect both technological , then bought

strips (and "escuadretas") to see if it provides supply ...

in the room can find a stereo, a tape recorder

DVD player, TV and those of "papaya plant" ... of

"panama beach" ... Booby ... elecedé! ... In the fourth, another

TV, VCR, clothes dryer (tumble dryer, only the "fountain"

you find it in the bathroom) but where there are more of these

specimens is in kitchen, apparently that's their natural habitat and

evolved from that point, because when entering a kitchen

normal, you can see: refris, blenders, deep fryers, rice,

pans, (plural, because they are often more of the same

race) kitchens ... (yeah, yeah, it may seem redundant, you can see

a kitchen in the kitchen ... do not know what gave the name to the

other) the main characteristic of these beings is that no

moves are fixed, except for some that when you

most neglected, are and a scare and beat you if you're walking

up you can make a "trip" these are the vacuum

and electric toothbrush (not be confused with the electric toothbrush)

(electric brush teeth ... but sometimes not if) also

that although there is a domestic, it is believed and not related

much with others, because he thinks he knows a lot and is more

"smart" this is the computer power ... (well, although mine

pedal seems to be ... but yes, it must be connected) and to

here because I have to prepare the article of the electrodes - which are not domestic

, you have to go hunting for jungle to recognize ...