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Meeting in Tape and

Irreverent Meeting on Bus

Drag the steps to the bus line to make a hateful get me

and not being a gentleman, a woman comes after me and takes the seat

on par with my comfortable place on the side of the window, then

no longer as comfortable to me, I first nice tail coat

(be careful "Jacket" as well as the English call

to something else), I apologize and smile at me horribly ... I do not

answer, because in addition to bringing the teeth tight, not

listen well because I have been listening to music, I watch a

both curious and I'm afraid I want to start a conversation and not know

as if I knew that I am an expert on that (in not knowing how), but

not give up and see with the eye of the corner "trying to find

some kind of stupid to" break ice "but does not know that

mine is not ice, iron ... in what sounds like the phone, but

so lazy that I decided not to answer and let you proceed with the

melody that I have: Tesnucaré against bidet ... the chick moves

uncomfortable in his seat and finally I said:

- Is not gonna answer? -

Without looking answered:

"No why? ... after a while he remains silent ...

- How do you know? -

-always-pass

- what if it's an emergency? -

"No, because my number is nine hundred eleven-

- What if ... -

" Yeah, sounds no more, see? Satisfied? -

-Rude, I was just trying to help ... -

"Then stop doing it, no one has asked,

" If I had a free seat, I would change-

- What did not change at home? Does it come with the same clothes

yesterday? -

"I change seat-

"Yes, this has no bearing well-

- do you mean? -

-A which apparently made him a break around behind ... -

- May disrespect! -

"At least I'm only missing that,"

-Wretch, I can sue, offend-

"And I can I sue for trauma and near me

too-

"I'd go stand in the hall

-Yo Nah, you go me" two feet ", because doing balance should be

and more uncomfortable with the bus in motion-

Therein rising, but we "stop" (I have always seen

"lying ") and I shot pa 'was above all viejillas

elderly and children try out first, but almost reaching

output nefarious means of transport, I was going through a lady in

"mulatto" to read on crutches and I have to give space (damn

chivalry must!) and when I go out, I'm reaching the

bus chick (the one that came with me, not on crutches) and I says

unrestrained anger:

-you should be ones who tend to masturbate-(

jackets

I talked to before) to which I reply:

-clear but I usually also "menosturbarme" when not

people pay attention to unbearable ...

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Bus Photo

Of Tapes & Photo

Now that is over the conflict with Nicaragua on the island Calero or

not know what that truth matters little to me, but many people walked

annoying and the worst was that bothered me in my (admittedly

not know if it happened, but as has become to hear anything about

that, I think that if I mention it now, I do not go looking for

lynch) was already tired of the ridiculous comments

all people: that if you go flying bullet, that these techniques

abusers were "tarnishing the sovereignty "that the UN does not want to do anything but

emputaba what I was seeing plenty of inept

with a bow (is reads" bow "?) flag hooked

policy shirt on his chest ... What does that mean? ... Do

seeing the enemy army that tiny flag was going to shit

of fear and would leave his position? Does not the enemy

would take importance to that little thing? Does not the Army

even enemies would realize they were wearing that ridiculous

sample of conformity? And I could see many fools with that thing

every day ... imagine the cost of removing it from the sleeve and back

to put it on another day? Why? If the final resolution

the "HAS" ("there" or not "has" been resolution) was taken for

tied the issue ... the day they came to me to put this

embarrassment was a pretty girl and then I said:

"if you want to wear it to be in his underwear, where no one can see"

then abandoned the attempt ... it's a lot of ribbons and flags

for all, symbols and other useless, they never solve anything

and talking to solve, and as is customary in me, changing

suddenly (not "change the way gross) a theme, sometimes

think of those mothers who at the beginning of the school year (" "school" is

because it reads a lot?) are with their children in uniform and carry

those cameras take pictures percussion flashes in

first day of school and put them in position again and to achieve

a better angle, until the left eye spirals

with each "click" and all this for what, if they are going to be seeing the

whole year? Just like with the same uniform, nothing more than each

more dirty ... also photography is an egocentric whim

more than what humans have no memory to recall the

like it is? Why do you need to be seeing all

time in a colorful paper, longing for days gone by?

and

and let him, everything happens for more photographs to keep on the

wicker Canastota.

Exiting Tally ?enternal Error

Some Instruments for Measuring Pre

Some Measuring Instruments

Human beings have many strange hobbies, one of those is the obsession

to be measuring it all, (that's why it was precisely

tantrum the other day with the "member") and this that

serves? At first glance, not at all, and on second thought, nor

but in any case, you must admire the impulse to invent

the instruments that tell us if we have to feel proud

or not, other curious objects in its structure, but even more

in their names, as we have a thermometer, which serves

to measure the thermos, I bring lunch and a cup,

not use it, not to be confused with the "termitómetro" which is

to measure the height of the termite mounds, then invent a

number of steps it takes an egg on the face

learned in school, is the kilometer (A measure of weight) ( at

of "kilo", which in English means weight) is also the

measure "ton" (or "toncaliente") but this is for

people over five hundred kilos, this is measured with a

device called a "balance" (which is the exact weight and releases

in a small screen) we have the scale ruler, who works for

measure how many steps does a ladder, then there is a

curious called "barometer" which has a counterpart

called hembrómetro "because if I did not say they have not seen

the birth of a new human being? They get them

parents ask: What "gifted"? and the aforementioned

answer: a "Baron" (if it's child) and

otherwise respond, a "female" or a "little woman" in

whose situation the device would be called "mujerómetro"

and measure these circumstances is that it serves, then there is the

altimeter, which is used for when a horny pubescent

want to get smuggled into a movie three x, we apply

altimeter and and realize if it meets the proper height

that if divorce and I know that many do me (repudiate)

is the device, which uses the traffic police to see

if one goes driving "juma" comes after you for

(The car) with a horrible device and puts you in the mouth

(something very unsanitary, because who knows how many other

drunk, I will put (the Breathalyzer)) and tells you

blow ... and you will the amount of alcohol you have in the

breath (to me I get upset that I've just done a

mouthwash) now with all this ridiculous that the size

does matter will have to invent the "miembrómetro"

to see which is bigger ... everything to waste time.

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Prefix Pre

pre Fixed it is pre-set, this curious literary phenomenon and

vocabulary is present in many expressions, and is used

as the most "cache" Print importance to his statements

use it for everything: preheating, pre-cooked rice, cautious, pre-school

, playback, preview ... but what really means

the little word "pre"? now that I'm so "instructive" we find

supposedly "pre" denotes something done before

the main event, for example "preview" is a

movie premiere before releasing it ... does not that sound a little illogical

this? If you already put the "released", even

soon, brand new one is brand new and there is no "pre" worth

it's like, (well not me, because I have very bad

luck) but it's like saying a handsome guy you "pre

took her virginity" to a girl ... How do pre

something brand Brand? O "precooked" and always

have to cook like one, it actually comes

crude product ... prerecorded, record "before

the recording ?, if a recording, the recorded course

and listen before putting ball, morons!, other than

intrigue me because: Preview ... Are you going to practice removing

(which is to be removed) before they want to

plane removed? If it is removed, it was that "eliminated"

that simple Where does the "pre"? or the usual "notice"

What warning Warn before? How so? All this to

's library mysteries premonition! Do not you scared?

sounds like the first thing that leaves the "commentaries"

(did the "commentaries" are made by monkeys in Africa

when sent to bring the gospel to the poor

inhabitants of these exiles?) premeditated ... since

start meditating something, whether it is with malicious intent!

not need the pre ... prewash preplanchado, and right now is

to "Preposition" clothing, prefabricated ... (not prefabricated

if clothing) houses "prefabricated" which also is

have to build on the site, it is disassembled and

is a puzzle, "predict" an absurd

starting double, first of all, since you say, I've said

crap and say what will happen in the future No one

can do more than guess it creates a

I have more

still confused "preamble" ... What

practice for sleepwalking? and walk with arms outstretched and eyes

peeled before falling asleep? To all this: "Early" is

when a horse kicks you before you know right?

are many words that have placed the "pre"

not be redundant, so that he can still produce more

"pre-questions" .... And right now I'm leaving because I have a "presentation"

occasion of the visit of the "pre-dent" and "pre-side"

(which rich ice cream without making ...) and if I refuse me can lead

the "pre-employment benefit."

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Prefix Idiot Things (read: Language) Extreme Sports Optimist

Idiot Things (read: Language)

to see children, aclarémonos , albeit with some chlorine, but is

sometimes do not understand, is that we are used to certain

terms and use the understanding its meaning, in some cases

vague, but the custom we win, I very tolerable, let

pass some, but there is an expression I can not stand, because in addition to

mojigatez contains confusion ... I mean when you look at

the dictionary the word "penis" ( but no, no, not "to" penis "to be

reading this) and its meaning is: "Penis ..." analyze the sentence

first of all we can go to the word "manly" in the dictionary

and tells us: "penis", says it's "own man" ... very But now

answer: "only men have a penis? ... (Not that the

women do not have, I know that ... I once saw a woman and not

not have ...) but then why do we call the sexual organ with

that male animals reproduce? What someone explain?

going to leave me is called "member", back to the dictionary, what

means "member"? Unfortunately, a lot of things, among them

: extremities of the body, who is part of a group

and casually, "male organ" ... so I clarified the concept

, we conclude that: a "member" of any group,

important as it is, you reduce the quality of "penis" so

not even try, if you do not want to walk "of cock" out there, and is it so difficult

say "penis" when referring to the flap that evolution

put us so we can perpetuate the species? It spends more

saliva and lyrics saying "member" apart from that sounds more

"decent" who are they trying to do, is misleading

a speech at a conference press (another phrase that should be studied

more fully) in a funeral importantly, would mean more o menos

así: señores “penes” del concejo, excelentísimos “penes” de la iglesia,

para nosotros es una pérdida muy grande la partida al cielo de

“Fulano de Tal” pero no hay porqué “amiembrarse” , él nos estará

esperando allá arriba y roguemos porque su alma no “miembro”

ahora, los “penes” de su asociación orarán por su alma… a mi me

enseñaron a llamar las cosas por su nombre (o por su apodo), sin

however, member, sounds like "my partner bisexual", "my female"

so I do not use it better and more and also change the verb

that becomes the word "punishment" is

also quite embarrassing

than that use a lot of little songs, it is said

emetic rancheras and romantic ...

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Optimistic

Optimist: said the eye doctor who thinks that everything is going to

alright, but it's one of those days since the morning and you

owner of the world feel and want to show the dawn

people you're a happy man, you love work you love your family

and why you turn to fall asleep and after a while you awake

a ray of sunshine, you awake to enjoy that energy itself

a new day ... but look at the clock and give yourself realize that they are the nine

am

!, and you start at seven ... you go crazy looking

goodies : the shirt, pants, the belt, the old

not get up ...

-old!, get up, already nine ... -

"But ... today is Saturday ... - says she turned to the corner ...

; Recovered from the shock, you should expect to spend this boring

week to demonstrate your quality of life, your energy positive

Sunday

not stop scratching the pe ... Stan overwhelming weariness

ah, but again Monday and now it comes, you jump peinadito bañadito and

to the streets to tell the populace Here I am! I am a successful man

almost run to your work, no matter you have stood

in dog poop, or that you fall into the hole in the sidewalk,

filling your pants with mud , greet everyone what you get in the way:

"Good morning, neighbor, good morning neighbor good morning dancefloor bomb

sulky driver good morning, good morning sir victim of an assault

with murder ... - and get to work and your peers will look up

down, what you think you're giving a good impression, one time

you attend your first client, this will release a series of insults

to which you ignore, because today you feel superior, feel

have the life seized the neck after the incident enters your head and you

notes: - Do you feel But Ramirez? - "Sure, boss, and

you move like dancing samba, for the head detects your energy

positive, but your boss insists:" I see a little deteriorated, Ramirez

'll talk to the manager to see what are the chances that you send

doctor ... --but, but, I feel good and ... - the boss comes out and

the time comes to the manager of the company, "look, yes, I noticed

pale and haggard ... -" that's because in the morning I lay awake in

waiting

wonderful Dawn and ... - "No, Ramírez, I notice very bad

take the day, go to the doctor, and if it is very serious, take the

week ... to pass by whispering you hear your fellow :

"if, say he is very sick, will they care much about

their extreme poverty, the wage is not enough to keep the family

... has the car in the workshop and can not take for lack of

silver ... "more and more downcast, sales of the company shattered,

you get to the doctor, this will look, moves his head negatively

but still, begins to examine you, we, basics, that the arena

that looks like a MP3 player, headphones and everything in the back that

say thirty-three, after a while asks, "See What Ramírez

your symptoms? ... to what answer: "Optimism, doctor, optimism ... -

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Sports ends

not usually talk about sports, you know, however, as a step

leisure, browsing through newspapers and watching news programs to carry

you the most Full information (to laugh for a while)

(that when not pass the leisure time watching porn, but porn

also has its funny ... and could be considered a sport

end ...) (which parentheses longer) hours daily watching a

ago as six months I saw a story "sport" of the most humorous:

not be where they compete to hold more into

in a sauna ... I guess you go up the heat as they

supporting the competitors, is that when it happened

case, two guys were fighting for first and second

(that fool who struggled for the second: just do nothing and

earned it, if there were only two) because I wanted to second (or was it

I really want one?) heated more than necessary and

died due to heat supplied by the sauna, we would say that

"insolvency" but rather "insaunó" and was dead, deceased, made

corpse place, which won the gold medal, was released in

stretcher unconscious (but of course, the dead could not stand, so it was

missed) in cases like these I'm thinking that

reality all are called extreme sports, there is no reason to classify them, the

football, the best known, therefore, the one I like least is

extremism even in positions that play: far right,

leftmost ... rear end ... extreme stupidity, and as

result: arms, legs and broken heads, it is not a

infarction or stroke in the countryside, and still say that sport is

good for health ... and shit, whether it is chess, which involves no

physical effort, you can end up in the madhouse, so

math just to go and kill a king that

truth or know the reason for the war, many

evidence

support the theory that it is better to stay in front of the monitor

the PC, writing crap, go out to run, play or lie

mountain mounted on a draw down to complete disaster and without power

remember anything ... like the other day that Rupert was a leg

cast and Nicanor comes and asks what happened and he replied:

-not see who was playing ball and going to run a corner,

some joker changed my leather ball by bowling and wham!

-Huy!, Should not hurt too that, "said Nicanor answers to what

Ruperto:

" Sure, if you do not go to the hospital and ask who made the goal in mind ... -

And I'm leaving because I have to practice the sport in ticos:

pursue the bus!