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Some Instruments for Measuring Pre

Some Measuring Instruments

Human beings have many strange hobbies, one of those is the obsession

to be measuring it all, (that's why it was precisely

tantrum the other day with the "member") and this that

serves? At first glance, not at all, and on second thought, nor

but in any case, you must admire the impulse to invent

the instruments that tell us if we have to feel proud

or not, other curious objects in its structure, but even more

in their names, as we have a thermometer, which serves

to measure the thermos, I bring lunch and a cup,

not use it, not to be confused with the "termitómetro" which is

to measure the height of the termite mounds, then invent a

number of steps it takes an egg on the face

learned in school, is the kilometer (A measure of weight) ( at

of "kilo", which in English means weight) is also the

measure "ton" (or "toncaliente") but this is for

people over five hundred kilos, this is measured with a

device called a "balance" (which is the exact weight and releases

in a small screen) we have the scale ruler, who works for

measure how many steps does a ladder, then there is a

curious called "barometer" which has a counterpart

called hembrómetro "because if I did not say they have not seen

the birth of a new human being? They get them

parents ask: What "gifted"? and the aforementioned

answer: a "Baron" (if it's child) and

otherwise respond, a "female" or a "little woman" in

whose situation the device would be called "mujerómetro"

and measure these circumstances is that it serves, then there is the

altimeter, which is used for when a horny pubescent

want to get smuggled into a movie three x, we apply

altimeter and and realize if it meets the proper height

that if divorce and I know that many do me (repudiate)

is the device, which uses the traffic police to see

if one goes driving "juma" comes after you for

(The car) with a horrible device and puts you in the mouth

(something very unsanitary, because who knows how many other

drunk, I will put (the Breathalyzer)) and tells you

blow ... and you will the amount of alcohol you have in the

breath (to me I get upset that I've just done a

mouthwash) now with all this ridiculous that the size

does matter will have to invent the "miembrómetro"

to see which is bigger ... everything to waste time.