Mini Biography: Bill. W. Gueits
Given the success of the "Biographies" (Lies,
have not received any visits) is that we cut here and
going to tell the story a character that has changed the
world with their ideas and discoveries about
advances in technology, we speak of the great Bill. W. Gueits.
Bill. W. Gueits, was a revolutionary politician, scientist, computer
of the nineties (For never selling anything) his birth
given following a fluctuation in time caused by the traveler
thereof Tufemo (however, be somewhat complicated, not
account in the chronicles of Tufemo) since childhood, Bill realized
that there was a kid ... he was born great, like when they say "
in this country, men are born very large" in this phenomenon
temporary, mixed the DNA of Bill Clinton, Yorgo Bush (son, so
carries W) Bill Gueits (because of Bill, who along with the other Bill, was
"Vil" doubly immediately got involved in politics
, throwing a candidate (candidate data: candy hot
information) to-con ... (say, the presidency of the republic
...) However, not knowing what republic belonged
not have put me here had to wait a bit (also
as was re-public, everyone realized) while their credentials
were put into order, began to build programs
computer, then when he almost had the credentials to
bag came and claimed John Foguerty because
name in English "Credence" had been used by a rock band.
At that time, Bill had to face several lawsuits, including
them, the harassment "sensual" against a victim ... that
said she was raped and main displays at trial was
a semen stained dress ... to, above which had rolled
the "politicomático" because of all this, had to leave
his political career and pursue programming, making much
quickly made him his namesake competition (which has no
nothing to do with gays) Bill Gates "in his acclaimed
" Windows "Our Bill invented one accessible to the people of
speaking, was called "windows" with its easy and affordable package
of "Office" which includes the text program "Word", the versatile
presentation program "power point" and
other to make little cards and calendaritos: "publisher" that
if he could not translate the name was the "Excel" because he did not
which means in English ... and there arose the question: Is he or exc-
exc-other? But as was another, better devoted to invent another
type tools (tool: it fails to tell the truth)
operating system first invented (stole it from a group
surgeons) in the beginning was the "Windows 95" however,
building with 95 windows was an absurdity for its ability
then came the windows 98 and NT, but was rejected because
the Royal Academy argued that the "N" was not before the "T "in the alphabet
... however, Bill won the lawsuit, as demonstrated
that effectively N does go before the T, with this, its success was resounding
and sales soared ... to each other, causing major injuries
.
Very few years did her happiness, for wanting to achieve greater
boom in technology, invented the "windows XP" and here if you lost the battle
because this time it was possible to convince the world that
the X comes before P in the alphabet ... many losses
left him nearly broke had to endure, until you
a great idea: mix letters with numbers, but
this time not to make systems, if not pages, with the explosion
Internet , this was a breeze , first invented page
HI5 network, this time, apart from the consistency in the arrangement
letters (H is immediately before R in the alphabet)
the number 5 will embodied character to his employer when he was
HI5 obsolete (two months) came form the "Feisbuc"
or its English translation: "Book of Jacha" and now with this
established himself as one of the inventors of goodies to lose
the greatest time in history because that's the story and it
know who to blame when the monitor gives the famous
"snapshot pink stupid or have trouble hanging on
feisbuc Wall.
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