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Wisdom in

Wisdom in Chats

I set out to investigate how web surfers behave before

this magic box called "chat" I started chatting

ago many years, I can not remember how many, but then

was the only way to communicate with ... (to anyone because I did not

no known), then additive was useless, learned to chat

with a software named "Dr Abuse" was all

viejillo

sympathetic gave one the impression of talking to

another idiot and was one himself who answered, it led

conversation (until now I hear) but hey, spent

time (always the case: that time passes) and now I have a

group of real people who are virtual friends ... very select

indeed and I appreciate the best times (at least at work)

and I can sit with them to exchange ideas for hours, there

have left many "jewels" of which I shape around here.

However, in many systems the way I used to chat almost

the first was "skype", very versatile and adjustable to

needs of the time (what we used to make fun of

head) until we discovered the cursed systems

company ... so we had to chat secretly

or blocked such as skype us, what we did was to create

a piece of text and place it in a strategic network

internal workplace, so we spent the messages, then

forgive us ... and we turn again

internet ... came the "mesenguer" (which I said "mazinger") and

the "gugletalko" and there we performed real orgies cyber

sometimes confused as one and had many windows open

at the same time, sent compliments to a friend

muscular

grumpy, rather than some girl who came dressed very suggestively

... and arming a disaster, it also happened that

sent to me ... would be to fool a colleague and

message went wherever the good people and submissive partner,

but it was changing the friends were running, it was

losing touch with the best of that time chatters

everything was running low, chat boxes were scarce

their

letters, there were contacts, dry and cold offline,

a while but here, I walked in "feisbuk" and

surprise! ... there are all the "unlucky" How are

navegancias old fellow? (Missing two or three, but that

is irrelevant) for certain that yesterday one of my friends wrote

and here the conversation:

cyberfriends: you tell me again? Jag

: scallops who invited me to a page "VIP"

cyberfriends: well!

Jag: what right?, Porn was not anywhere ...

cyberfriends: you must learn to "private" does not always mean porn

Jag: yeah, but then?

cyberfriends: Neither a girl you invite to your home

means sex ... and I happened ...

Jag: That is true, I also happened to me ... (although many

times if it meant sex ... and I have not dao count!)

In conclusion, in chat rooms pretty good ideas come to you ...

but then forget them and what you do is write crap.

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Chats Cochina Recipes

Cochina Recipes

"Recipe" is a CETA repeated? No, but what today brings me

here, at least to me is that I am pleased to announce that due

the crisis is affecting us (well, the affects Column

crisis since the beginning (not the crisis, Column ,)) is that I decided to enter

in the business of the recipe long ago I had proposed

but lacking a good idea, I had not, however, I

found a very simple recipe on the package of a mayonnaise

let's see if I remember because I threw the package and has passed the truck

garbage ... I told her to leave three bags ... but we go on:

To prepare the following recipe (which I forgot how to pitch and

called) need a few ingredients, including: chicken, fish

(must "catch" the chicken with a bait, I guess), beans, parsley,

"Gil Perez" Thyme, Rosemary, Chopped ... (this!) garlic, spices ,

no-condiments and salt ... (then left) and I realized I was ...

but obviously was, so I went back inside, take

chicken (take the legs, do not take like syrup) and

if you've seen the movie do not make Mr. Magoo ... what he did

with chicken, it began to dance, you have to do is cover

of salsa ... (do not mention what the sauce?) well, you invent

sauce and wrap the chicken in it, then baked for thirty minutes

... take it out and fixing that is still raw and get back to

(baked chicken) after calculating that has been cooked, take it out, or better

extract it, to sound more professional, cover it with

Thyme and Thyme ... but it was taking their names, then

we only have the beans (what the hell is that?) and Gil Perez, but

Gil is also tired of waiting for the blessed fish chicken

(or was it a fish too chicken?) (thank goodness it was not female, as

we had seen a problem with the censors) and was also

chilled please, enough for one serving (one serving of chicken ")

ah, I forgot, adhiéranle ... no ... aderécenlo with adquiéranle

brought mayonnaise recipe which, incidentally, I can not say the brand

because I charged the ad or do I that I have to cash it

?, well, no, but I hope the little fish they have been

to suck eggs ... I say, fingers, and remember to always

say this phrase has already become in my "battle horse" ...

say, workhorse: Column Decline ever ... (Zeus forbid)

publish anything interesting ...

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Rock Critic

Rock Critic

The day I was invited to a meeting of correspondents

renowned magazine "Meta Jamer "(I thought had to go to

"jamar something") I was in the bathroom and the phone rang about ten

times before I could c ... answer the call, I was invited

to listen new production of a Russian group (without aturuzar

nothing anywhere) were the producer of the magazine, correspondent, photographer

and myself going from nosy, help with the critical

got to the studio where we were three members of

it was the guitarist, drummer and one of the vocalists (who were

two, but one was not) we got comfortable and we were served a drink

could not determine that it was, then the woman

put

disc in the player (in the CD player and tapes)

then the lights went out and got ready to hear the "demo"

What that is? Would find out soon began a melody that was

more "melo" that day, the track was lucky number one album

(Happy, because he had "said" before) then, not

was a taste for the piece and half minutes after ringing

correspondent of the magazine was changed and I thought ...

was not possible to know music was as if I spent half part

started the second, this time thirty seconds of introduction and

Russian singing voice like a track played backwards , does not understand

or potato (do not understand English, unless Russian) and when I thought

know

saying that the song changed again, I made a gesture

correspondent ... would not leave alone the "forward"? or

is called ... the third was a bit different rhythm, he began to take

when the fool a taste of the correspondent, it changed again

put this epic ... the fourth began violent with the deep voice

(I guess the woman who was with us then looked at her and held

a chuckle of satisfaction (holding it was not to

fall)), but two or three verses after the idiot changed

again, and I could not take the fifth, for the fifth time's the charm

and pushed the reporter brawling (removing crepes ) with

justified irritation:

- why not leave quietly and allow this team to play a track

whole? -

- because it's a demo! - I said sorry for the push

- a demo? ... a demo-nio!, when you go Nah, you touch holding

change- me

"That is not going to pretend to hear all this crap

dis ... - in that he realized that the three members of the

band (the lavender, aroma who used to clean the floor) began to see

to scowl, and they had an athletic body that

of the journal looking at each other began the race (the most

"ran" was the "run"-correspondents), I for my part , I asked group to

kindly a copy of the disc, because I never like to hear

things by halves, those of the "Metal Jamer" I have not called back

to help them to criticize another disk ...