Rock Critic
The day I was invited to a meeting of correspondents
renowned magazine "Meta Jamer "(I thought had to go to
"jamar something") I was in the bathroom and the phone rang about ten
times before I could c ... answer the call, I was invited
to listen new production of a Russian group (without aturuzar
nothing anywhere) were the producer of the magazine, correspondent, photographer
and myself going from nosy, help with the critical
got to the studio where we were three members of
it was the guitarist, drummer and one of the vocalists (who were
two, but one was not) we got comfortable and we were served a drink
could not determine that it was, then the woman
put disc in the player (in the CD player and tapes)
then the lights went out and got ready to hear the "demo"
What that is? Would find out soon began a melody that was
more "melo" that day, the track was lucky number one album
(Happy, because he had "said" before) then, not
was a taste for the piece and half minutes after ringing
correspondent of the magazine was changed and I thought ...
was not possible to know music was as if I spent half part
started the second, this time thirty seconds of introduction and
Russian singing voice like a track played backwards , does not understand
or potato (do not understand English, unless Russian) and when I thought
know saying that the song changed again, I made a gesture
correspondent ... would not leave alone the "forward"? or
is called ... the third was a bit different rhythm, he began to take
when the fool a taste of the correspondent, it changed again
put this epic ... the fourth began violent with the deep voice
(I guess the woman who was with us then looked at her and held
a chuckle of satisfaction (holding it was not to
fall)), but two or three verses after the idiot changed
again, and I could not take the fifth, for the fifth time's the charm
and pushed the reporter brawling (removing crepes ) with
justified irritation:
- why not leave quietly and allow this team to play a track
whole? -
- because it's a demo! - I said sorry for the push
- a demo? ... a demo-nio!, when you go Nah, you touch holding
change- me
"That is not going to pretend to hear all this crap
dis ... - in that he realized that the three members of the
band (the lavender, aroma who used to clean the floor) began to see
to scowl, and they had an athletic body that
of the journal looking at each other began the race (the most
"ran" was the "run"-correspondents), I for my part , I asked group to
kindly a copy of the disc, because I never like to hear
things by halves, those of the "Metal Jamer" I have not called back
to help them to criticize another disk ...
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