Friday, May 6, 2011

Tapeworm And Swollen Eyelids

Rites "Very-sulmanes" Em-dressing

Rites "Very-sulmanes"

Wishing not to disrespect anyone (well yes, a bit) I
refer to the burial rites of the religion of Islam, which
as we all know is the one that worships the "Islams" (ie to be
that) but seeing on TV (I repeat: I leave that habit)
antics series that make someone who is no longer given
account
nothing (with the case that Osama "Well bark") is
other nonsense and how do I attract the business without the slightest sense,
try to explain step by step the above rite (Rita's husband ...)
First of all say that the dead man must be well presentable to
There meeting ... (read Allah) (A la pucha ... I do not know how to spell)
baƱadito then you should go and perfumadito, what happens is that if the deceased
forgot to bathe before palm, it should make other
outside their person ... this is the most uncomfortable, because that
lazy bathe someone, I would not do ... but I think we should bathe
with clothes on, because it says that after bathing it must be said
a sentence and change his clothes in a sheet ... this sheet
once and then rolling it put another three more to
sheets
it looks like a cigar ... but it should be rolled ... (well, if
rolled the body died, and not have to work hard)
in a special way: three right turns, two left
back, "cinnamon" and back again, because in these bounds is
can leave (the dead), then tie it with three chords and
let stand thirty minutes ... then moved to the subject ( While
"subject", that does not fall) into the pit burial, namely: the hole, then
there, he released the ropes and dropped right side of the body
(no matter if it was left handed), but must remain in
a position to look toward Mecca (I-ca ... and that's going to be
impossible, because the dead no longer are), yet must be
direction of the town, however, if you bury this
side of the globe, will not be able to see into Mecca, because as
earth is round (yes, yes, I know you have said it is flat) but
no, I know it is round, once I saw it on "Animal Planet" , said
that as the earth is round, then it will not be able to
straight to Mecca, if any curved line, after
is placed in the hole, he put up a good heavy stones
sure that it can not get out again, and finally they throw the
earth (radius not, that you can take a fist and throw in
a tomb) to end this profound explanation, just tell
not that why all this talk went on television
if at that Osama was thrown into the sea and they saved all
entanglement that ...

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