Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Can I Fly If My Drivers License Has Expired

Story for People with Attention Deficit (or CPGDA)


Story for People with Attention Deficit
(or CPGDA)

I went to the doctor for some days been experiencing a
modesty ... (say, a nuisance ...) what happens is that I could not
identify the symptoms, the way I tried to think of them
doctor is not difficult to get the diagnosis, but there is a
difference between sick for thirty years to now, thirty years
you should go where the doctor to know you had, now
you know you have to go to the doctor, the matter is that when I
the doctor (with complex "Cheis" the Dr House) looks me
up and down and ask me about it? to which I reply: "I come
to just that, to see that I have-
" No, you need to know exactly what has to be able to tell ... -
-¿???. .. Well, is that in these last days I have not felt very well,
Sometimes, I feel that something I need, then I have a lot, others
forgot something and in that swing, I feel dizzy and vomiting ... -
- How long will this happen? -
"Since last Monday,
- How many times have you vomited? -
I do not know, I was so busy throwing up, which I have not counted ... -
- but how many exactly? -
-A blast (in every sense of the word) -
"Tell me a number-
- From 1 to 10? -
"No, of times you have vomited-
-Ah ... mmm ... eight hundred? -
And the doctor says: "Eight hundred vomited ..." and continues:
- Has been with diarrhea? -
"Yes, but Andrea says that I do not want to see more-
- Andrea What is this? -
-Nah, you told me ... -
-Diarrhea, understand: diarrhea-
"Well, all my" herd " day, is that at night I do not go, because
if not, I also arriarĂ­an night ... -
-Stop, stop, stop ... what is he talking about? - (this line is the doctor
case had been lost)
-I know, you do not need a surgeon like me ... -
"I did not like that movie, Cyrano ... -
" That, " Without year "no ... hell! and it is hitting me ... -
"Yes, I think the trouble is that it is contagious ... -
"You
you need is a psychiatrist-
" I have told me a lot, but they are very expensive-
Finally, a doctor who is honest with me and tells me
truly
sufferings in my normal, everyday life: it always tell stories
unsuitable for people with attention deficit disorder
(or CCNAPPCSDDA) here the advantage is that with this can make a
free trial to see if Nah, you have that bad: read one of my
stories and if you lose ... is that if you have ... if you lose, it's a
totally healthy and normal person, which is not a bargain
these dark days ... (or blind)
in the end I told the doctor to continue with my pills
little calm and undisturbed ... this is not going to happen ...


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