Monday, April 25, 2011

Humorous Sayings On Food

More About the Bible

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But it's not a track car either, if I write this
for those who think that I am not interested in stories of
Bible, of course I'm interested and always at Easter, we
dedicate at least some time to analyze what is mentioned there in
this time it was the turn of a character who some believe that
is not interesting, it sure is!, it is Abraham (and
helped me to like this week gave this film
type) (Abraham such, this type of film religious)
is that I began to see the movie when the aforementioned
married a woman named Sarai, but this does not
could give children, giving him permission to Abraham to get
with his concubine (or without Cubin) and this if you had a son, because supposedly
God had promised vast
offspring (which bargain with how expensive it is all) but Abraham did not know,
because he accepted the proposal, in a moment I understood very
well, then I got distracted (or think it was I got up to
take a tortilla with butter because I was biting hunger)
in what was coming, people were making a trip
and ordered Abraham to take some "vittles" ( I guess
in case they had the "period" women) very prevented
boy, it turns out that when God spoke to Abraham
and told him the son of a slave could not be the heir, who
had to press because the matter was weird ... N'Diaye, insurance
much insistence, the so Sarai finally got pregnant and
when he was seventy years (or is that instead of son
that was going to have a grandchild) but that was not end of story
here comes the best: a night when Abraham was as
"fifth dream," God called him (because he always called after hours
night, should be by the time difference in
different countries, of course if God was at the carnival in Brazil
was day in contrast to Abraham back in Ur (or do not know where)
was another time, the question is that a dialogue was started (in this case
a "Dióslogo") more or less like this:
-Abraham ... Abraham ... ABRAHAAAAAAM !!!!!-
-Que pasa?, is going sir? "em" here ... -
"Yes, I pronounced the" em "in the end, because if I had not said
" ABRAHAAAAAAÁ "but that's not the case, if I should ask
to sacrifice to your son Isaac ... -
"No, please no ... my son -
" If your son-
Abraham disowned so low, that God would not hear
plugged the headset
hand ... all this the old man had no alternative
to tell Isaac that was the center ...
- And for that, Dad? -
"Well, to ... to ... to buy a Happy Meal at MacDonald-
-Ok, so post if ... -
; order not to weary you with the story is that when I was ready
wood, fire and puñalote, as the boy was not no fool, is
realized that something was missing ... the animal for sacrifice ...! Oh, oh!
but Abraham was faster and caught him before fleeing out
(Background song "Sacrifais" by Elton John) but God
was seeing everything and said: "This slimy if you are going to kill you" and not
be because if you entered the signal at that time and called Abraham,
this toast in the child ... the moral here is: man, do not take
to heart the commandments of God who sometimes likes to make little jokes to
this caliber, to confirm what was supposed to know ...






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